A brief moment of dread and mild anxiety always follows a marriage minister's request for those with objections to "Speak now, or forever hold your peace."
Most of the time, these anxieties are quickly vanquished by perfect silence. But sometimes, the wrong person opens their mouth. And at other times, that person is a professional wrestler who also just happens to be the bride's ex-boyfriend. As you can imagine, chaos ensues.
Fine, so maybe it wasn't an actual professional wrestler. And maybe the wedding party and their objector are part of an improv group. Do you really care? No. Is it still awesome? Yes. Any objections? If you're not a large masked wrestler, keep it to yourself ... or find a mask.
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