Dwight Howard is a six-time All-Star, three-time Defensive Player of the Year and four-time NBA rebounding champion. Now that Howard will be suiting up for the Los Angeles Lakers, what will the Orlando Magic miss the most about their departed star?
Well, Magic forward Glen Davis told reporters during the Magic's media day that Howard's flatulence is world class. Davis went as far as to call Howard "a great farter."
"He can fart," Davis said. "He can fart loud -- the loudest farts. Silent farts."
The folks at USA Today did a little investigative work and found out this isn't the only time Howard has been lauded for his flatulence. A 2009 Sports Illustrated profile also cited Howard's gift for gas.
"He (Howard) fools around at practice, during press conferences and during shootaround, where Magic coach Stan Van Gundy has had to institute a no-flatulence rule because, as forward Rashard Lewis says, 'Dwight really likes to cut the cheese.'"
He's all yours, Kobe.
(H/T to did a little investigative work)