The Tuesday Lineup simultaneously distracts you from Linsanity while diving further into it. Don't ask how, just nod and move on. Also, Martell Webster had an immensely unintentionally hilarious moment.

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In front of a packed house that included Kate Upton, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Deron Williams reminded everyone that he's the best point guard around New York City. No word on whether Linsanity now has Deronophobia. Yahoo! Sports >>

Whether you agree with it or not, seriously tremendous take by Ty Duffy on why ESPN's suspension of Max Bretos was harsh. The Big Lead >>

The Forde Minutes are here, and they're led by Jack Blankenship's disturbing facial expression and a Kentucky team that is rolling at the right time. Yahoo! Sports >>

The greatest video from yesterday, without question: Martell Webster dunks when a three could tie the game with seconds left. Ball Don't Lie >>

"At 20, despondent over a failed love affair, resolved to kill himself by letting a jaguar attack him." The story behind one of the greatest obituaries of all-time. Jim Romenesko >>

Dave Chappelle stopped by the Warriors' locker room last night, and like we assume all Chappelle appearances must be, it was pretty entertaining. Inside The Warriors >>

What do you do if you've been one of the most successful players of your era, and are rewarding yourself with a custom built dream home? If you're Thierry Henry, you add a four-story fish tank. Dirty Tackle >>

"Crashing Into A Mountain During a Wingsuit Dive Sure Looks Painful." Seems like sufficient explanation. Just watch. Gizmodo >>

Freaking brilliant idea: Erik Malinowski digs up the famous "Homer and the Bat" episode of The Simpsons on its 20th anniversary, and writes a little ode. Deadspin >>

Really cool piece by Holly Cain on how to pick a NASCAR driver to follow this season. Fox Sports >>

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