Mark Trumbo

Baseball season is finally here, which means it is time to celebrate some of the best porn names in baseball. What makes a good porn name? Not sure of the exact formula, but for starters it has to sound somewhat fake, it should have some sort of sexual innuendo and it sounds like they just might have a mustache.

15. Lance McCullers (SP, Houston Astros)

Lance McCullers

14. Lonnie Chisenhall (3B, Cleveland Indians)

Lonnie Chisenhall

13. Marcus Semien (SS, Oakland Athletics)

Marcus Semien

12. Billy Butler (DH, Oakland Athletics)

Billy Butler

11. Corey Dickerson (OF, Tampa Bay Rays)

Corey Dickerson

10. R.A. Dickey (SP, Toronto Blue Jays)

9. Dallas Keuchel (SP, Houston Astros)

Dallas Keuchel

8. Buster Posey (C, San Francisco Giants)

Buster Posey

7. Brock Holt (Utility, Boston Red Sox)

Brock Holt

6. Clay Buchholz (SP, Boston Red Sox)

Clay Buccholz

5. Mark Trumbo (OF, Baltimore Orioles)

Mark Trumbo

4. Jumbo Diaz (RP, Cincinnati Reds)

Jumbo Diaz

3. Madison Bumgarner (SP, San Francisco Giants)

Madison Bumgarner

2. Kevin Quackenbush (RP, San Diego Padres)

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1. Kolten Wong (2B, St. Louis Cardinals)

Kolten Wong

The best baseball porn star name of all time? An infielder from the late 1800s: Jack Glasscock.

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