Baseball season is finally here, which means it is time to celebrate some of the best porn names in baseball. What makes a good porn name? Not sure of the exact formula, but for starters it has to sound somewhat fake, it should have some sort of sexual innuendo and it sounds like they just might have a mustache.
15. Lance McCullers (SP, Houston Astros)
14. Lonnie Chisenhall (3B, Cleveland Indians)
13. Marcus Semien (SS, Oakland Athletics)
12. Billy Butler (DH, Oakland Athletics)
11. Corey Dickerson (OF, Tampa Bay Rays)
10. R.A. Dickey (SP, Toronto Blue Jays)
9. Dallas Keuchel (SP, Houston Astros)
8. Buster Posey (C, San Francisco Giants)
7. Brock Holt (Utility, Boston Red Sox)
6. Clay Buchholz (SP, Boston Red Sox)
5. Mark Trumbo (OF, Baltimore Orioles)
4. Jumbo Diaz (RP, Cincinnati Reds)
3. Madison Bumgarner (SP, San Francisco Giants)
2. Kevin Quackenbush (RP, San Diego Padres)
1. Kolten Wong (2B, St. Louis Cardinals)
The best baseball porn star name of all time? An infielder from the late 1800s: Jack Glasscock.
