Jose Canseco
"Leila please remove all and any pics you have of me on both ur Facebook pages thank you"
How I See It: Sounds like some frat boy after a regretful night.

Andy Murray
"RT @Wise_Quotes4U: Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth ~ Julie Andrews"
How I See It: And not throwing a temper-tantrum every time you hit a bad shot.

Novak Djokovic
"RT @isarhode: @djokernole at CBS Early Show."
How I See It: #anotherdayattheoffice

Rafael Nadal
"Hice todo lo que pude pero esta noche no pudo ser. Quería agradeceros vuestro apoyo y ahora a seguir trabajando..."
How I See It: Translation: How the hell did Novak get so good?

Serena Williams
"Congrats to Sam Stoser. She played amazing! As for me next time :) #serenapower"
How I See It: Oh, and by the way, it was mostly the umpire's fault. As usual.

Caroline Wozniacki
"Switching a bit between golf and football.."
How I See It: Make Rory happy and stick with the golf.

Rory McIlroy
"Proud of @CaroWozniacki. Fought to the very end and handled everything like the champion she is."
How I See It: Who wears the pants in this relationship?