Braylon Edwards
"Damn. Get ya knuckles ready"
How I See It: Gotta love tweeting while your gang is in the middle of a bar fight. This will definitely help raise your next contract.

Tiger Woods
"Feeling fit and ready to tee it up at Firestone next week. Excited to get back out there!"
How I See It: Golf injuries: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Alex Morgan
"Bachelorette finale yes I watched it and yes I'm happy with the ending! I won't ruin it for you west coast people..."
How I See It: "The Bachelorette" could shatter viewing records if it casts Alex Morgan.

Antonio Cromartie
"They say Cro is back, Cro is back all #GangGreen fans say is I'm on my FLT headed home glad 2 b a JET...let's go win a Superbowl"
How I See It: They also say Cro was option No. 2 after Nnamdi went elsewhere. But think what you want.

Heath Bell
"No matter what happens today, I still play for the big man upstairs. Thank you Lord for the many blessings that you have given."
How I See It: Amen.

Chad Ochocinco
"God is so Good #Heaven"
How I See It: You have the same coach as Heath Bell?!?

Plaxico Burress
"I have a great question. Why is Chris Carter not in the Hall of Fame yet? The man was one of the best EVER to play the position. ThatsCrazy!"
How I See It: I have a great question: If I shoot myself in the leg with an unregistered weapon, will I have a $3 million contract waiting for me two years later?