3. Security Guy Tries To Save Redskins

John Beck arrived at Redskins Park on Monday, planning on meeting with 'Skins offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan. But Beck was refused entry after a security guard didn't recognize the team's QB. No word on whether the guard will allow coach Mike Shanahan to enter the premises if Beck actually ends up as the starting quarterback.

4. Mr. Wilson Goes To Washington

The 2010 World Series champion San Francisco Giants visited President Obama at the White House, with Obama admitting in his remarks that he does indeed fear Brian Wilson's beard. Unofficially, Wilson possesses the biggest beard the White House has seen since Benjamin Harrison was in the Oval Office.

5. ESPN The Movie

20th Century Fox has acquired the rights to the film portrayal of the recent book ESPN: Those Guys Have All The Fun. Here's to hoping the sequel will be called ESPN 2: Those Guys Have Skip Bayless Every Morning.

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