1. Mike Langdon Or Mark Langston
2. "Miami Has The Worst Fans"
In an interview on the Waddle & Silvy Show, Charles Barkley doesn't hesitate to criticize the Heat's notoriously quiet fan base. He also asks the co-hosts not to ask him about what he'll be doing on an upcoming vacation to Amsterdam.
3. Mocking Dirk
Apparently LeBron James and Dwyane Wade thought Dirk Nowitzki's Game Four cough was funny and mocked him in front the cameras before Game Five. Then Dirk and the Mavs won again.
4. Moooooving To The Goal
Livestrong Sporting Park in Kansas City hosted its inaugural MLS match last week between Sporting KC and the Chicago Fire. The first goal was scored in the 82nd minute. Not by a player, but rather by a fan in a cow suit.
5. Adam Schefter Says Pat 'em Down, Sir
An NFL lockout doesn't only mean the players will need an alternative forms of money-making. ESPN NFL guru Adam Schefter has all ready started testing out other jobs around ESPN's Bristol headquarters.
