You've heard that there's an erotic novel inspired by and starring Rob Gronkowski. And now, thanks to Super Bowl media day, you get to hear it read out loud.

And it's read by the man, the myth, the sex icon himself: Gronk.

One very smart media member brought a selection of the novel up to the podium for Gronkowski to read out, and the tight end -- no pun intended -- graciously agreed to make dreams come true.

In fact, he had quite a bit of fun with the bit:

“In front of the entire country, Gronk’s spike impacts right between my buttcheeks," Gronkowski read aloud, giggling as he finished. He then reflected on the sexually suggestive sequence he'd read.

“If someone wants it, that’d be pretty funny,” Gronkowski said.

The next time someone tries to tell you Super Bowl media day is all fluff and nonsense, you slap them straight across the face. Media day is where miracles happen.

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