Less than one week after the Justin Verlander-Kate Upton rumors started, there is no new information regarding the couple.

There is, however, a new and hilarious parody song about their relationship. Set to the tune of the Billy Joel's classic "Uptown Girl," a Detroit radio stationed recently released "Upton Girl."

Listen and laugh:

Verlander struggled in the All-Star Game on Tuesday, giving up five runs in the first inning. But even he admitted he was just throwing heat.

So it might be too soon to call Upton his "Yoko Ono." And with the way Verlander has been pitching over the past few years, let's hope it never comes to that.

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