Less than one week after the Justin Verlander-Kate Upton rumors started, there is no new information regarding the couple.
There is, however, a new and hilarious parody song about their relationship. Set to the tune of the Billy Joel's classic "Uptown Girl," a Detroit radio stationed recently released "Upton Girl."
Listen and laugh:
So it might be too soon to call Upton his "Yoko Ono." And with the way Verlander has been pitching over the past few years, let's hope it never comes to that.
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