Professional Wrestler Executes Penis Trick

It's no secret how extravagant Japanese game shows are, but Japanese wrestling has flown under the radar. Until now.

In this groundbreaking video, wrestler Joey Ryan takes down his opponent, Danshoku Dino, using the most rare of appendages: his own penis.

Kudos to Ryan for having the creativity to develop a new move after all these years of professional wrestling. He calls it a "test of strength."

In case you were wondering: No, this is not a real thing.

Please don't try this at home. If you do, make sure you're recording video.