LeBron James
"Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!"
How I See It: First of all, don't get all spiritual, LeBron. God is not making the Cavs have a bad season. The team got screwed over when its homegrown kid left after the Cavs had invested every dollar over seven seasons into his happiness. And secondly, if karma really is a b****, then why would you talk smack about the Cavs right here on your Twitter account, in front of the entire nation. God sees everything, you know ...
Braylon Edwards
"I love the jets and will do anything to stay here. I need the jet nation to speak on my behalf"
How I See It: They can't. Your coach won't shut up.
Kevin Durant
"Swiss cheesee"
How I See It: Don't hate on Nenad Kristic's defense like that.
Jimmy Clausen
"Congrats to Coach Rivera being named new Panthers HC!!! Look forward to meeting him and getting to work...#pantherpride"
How I See It: And I bet you can't wait for him to draft a new quarterback with the No. 1 overall pick!
Carmelo Anthony
"Day 1. I started my 21 day fast"
How I See It: Melo, we know you want a trade, but don't you think a hunger strike is a little too much?
Andy Roddick
"awkwardfamilyphotos.com ..... and .... damnyouautocorrect.com ....... you're welcome"
How I See It: Yeah, but you didn't have to interrupt the scene to take this picture. Adam Sandler was
only acting with Brooklyn.
Darrelle Revis
"Good morning people of the world."
How I See It: Thanks, Darrelle! We'll send a postcard to the Island shortly!
Usain Bolt
"Vote for mi dancer mystic YVA fav dancer "15 mystic" to 284-9900. RT plz"
How I See It: I have no idea what you're talking about, Usain, but if it has to do with voting for you as a dancer, I'm in.
Pete Carroll
"Still in awe of our fans today! You're world class and we owe you everything for doing your part to get this win!."
How I See It: And I'm still in awe that you fled USC on the eve of a scandal, slid into the playoffs at 7-9, and now have to only play the No. 2 seed in the divisional round.
Michael Strahan
"SB XLII champions!! RT @cjennings3: @AntonioPierce @michaelstrahan @SteveSmithNY that phoenix stadium brings back great memories"
How I See It: Yes. That is, pre-Matt Dodge memories.
