Yes, it’s a new post at thepostgame.com

Tom Brady
^ Don’t laugh, it’s hard work looking this stupid

I know it’s been about, oh, three months since I’ve written a post, but I’ve had the flu. And shingles. And a mild bout of gonorrhea. Let’s see, what’s happened since November? Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant, the Democrats narrowed their list down to a black guy and a woman, and the Giants beat the Patriots in Super Bowl XVII.

I KNOW, it’s crazy, right? I mean, Spears is only 16 years old and she’s pregnant! She’s definitely off to a good start. Well, that’s what she gets for playing hockey without a goalie, if you know what I mean. I’d also like to present an award to the mother of Jamie Lynn and Britney, Lynn Spears. She is obviously a dedicated mother. It’s hard work raising TWO kids who turn out to be train wrecks.

Regarding the collapse of the 2007 New England Patriots, who were once being heralded as the greatest team in history, I think we’ve conclusively proven that girlfriends in attendance are deadly for NFL quarterbacks. First Romo and Carrie Underwood, then Romo and Jessica Simpson, and finally Tom Brady and Victoria’s Secret model Gisele Bundchen. I can’t say I minded seeing her on the Super Bowl broadcast every thirty seconds or so, but now she has to break up with him. Losing the Super Bowl when you were favored by two touchdowns? That’s embarrasing. It’s a good thing Brady is also the father of Jamie Lynn’s baby; at least he has a new family to look forward to.

To conclude, here’s Gisele Bundchen and Jamie Lynn Spears. Man, that would make quite a tag team. Ahem, once Spears turns eighteen, of course.