Chicago Cubs, Giordano's, Vienna Beef

Wrigley Field is taking two of Chicago's most beloved food staples, Giordano's Pizza and Vienna Beef, and combining them into an abomination against humanity.

From July 15-20, the Cubs are selling the "Chicago-Style Hot Dog Deep Dish Pizza." The item features hot dogs baked inside a deep dish crust topped with tomato sauce, mustard, onions, tomatoes, pickles and sport peppers.

The promotion is part of National Hot Dog Month, to which this writer suggests: just buy a regular hot dog.

The pie will cost $10, or one Ron Santo.

Related: Check Out Frank Thomas' Recipe For Grilling Chicago-Style Hot Dogs.

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