The New England Patriots recorded an impressive 48-27 win over the previously unbeaten Cowboys Sunday, proving that Tom Brady & CompanyNote: not a real company are who we thought they were. Brady passed for 388 yards and five touchdowns while New England’s defense held Terrell Owens mostly in check, giving the Patriots their sixth straight blowout win to start the season.
I think we can all agree that matching up the current Patriots team against anyone but Indianapolis is pretty useless. It’s like telling Rocky to sit out and let Adrian fight Mr. T, or giving Tyler Perry his own sitcomSeriously, have you ever seen that show?: it’s just not a good idea.
However, I will admit that watching T.O.’s team lose was as much fun as I’ve had since I motorboated that chick from “Heroes.”
Yep, that one. Although, tragically, she tried to return the favor by motorboating me without taking into account my rock-hard pectoral muscles, necessitating an emergency dental appointment and twelve stitches.
Later Sunday, in a surprise move, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell decreed that at the end of the season the AFC Champion Colts or Pats will play the entire NFC Pro Bowl team in Super Bowl XLII. Additionally, the NFC lineup will be spotted 13 points and allowed to play while riding snowmobiles.
Speaking of snowmobiles and football, here’s more Ali Larter:
^ Proof of evolution
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You are totally just inserting pics of hot women to lure people to your “sports” site. Well done, sir.
Dammit, Darren, you’ve discovered my secret; now I’m going to have to kill you. Just as soon as I sober up…