The billionaire investor put his dignity on the line in a Miami Dolphins jersey on Sunday.
Detroit's Ndamukong Suh was born on January 6, 1987, in Portland, Oregon.
The Detroit Lions defensive star is already focused on his post-football career, and he sees the iconic billionaire investor as someone with a lot to teach him.
Even if he wasn't an all-time great coach, Coach K would have needed a nickname just to keep things simple.
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Here's a heaping helping of football zaniness from the holiday's history.
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Sure, those sharp young competitors in the National Spelling Bee have to tackle words like cymotrichous, esquamulose and xanthosis, but sportswriters face tough challenges every day.
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Detroit's defensive star is frighteningly focused on football and lets very few people close to him.