I know, I know. I just did a post on Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions in my article on Roger’s wife Debbie Clemens and her possible use of HGH. However, I wouldn’t be a red-blooded male if I didn’t deem it fit to pass this on to all my readers (or reader): Swimsuit 2008 launched yesterday.
As you’ll see from the main page, this year’s pictures include everyone’s favorite IndyCar driver, Danica Patrick, getting down and dirty on the beach.
The cover model for this year is Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller, who isn’t too shabby looking herself:
SI’s Extra Mustard also has a post on their favorite swimsuit models of all time, which brings back nostalgia for the time when I was young and the world was my oyster and I could dream about being a star athlete and maybe boning one of the girls in the SI swimsuit edition. But alas, it wasn’t to be. It’s a cruel world, isn’t it?
Oh, how can I stay mad while looking at pictures on Danica. One day, Danica, you’ll see that I’m the man for you. One day!
(Note to self: delete this post before kidnapping Miss Patrick, because this is pretty incriminating. Also, get some chloroform or something, because she looks like she could probably kick my ass.)
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Rocker on the Juice? Wow! Imagine how bad he would have been if he didn’t “juice”. He was a BUM. He IS a BUM! So’s Selig.