Yesterday the 9-39 Miami Heat traded star Shaquille O’Neal
to the Phoenix Suns in exchange for Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks. O’Neal will join Steve Nash, Amare Stoudemire, and Grant Hill on the Suns, who currently sport a 34-15 record and are in first place. Shaq is already the owner of four championship rings, and looks well on his way to adding a few more with Phoenix.
I’m just curious why he loves warm weather so much. LSU, Los Angeles, Miami, and now Phoenix. You’d think with a 325 pound body he would overheat and die if the temperature rose above 65. Hell, I just passed 325 pounds myself (my goal is 410), and I have to live in Chicago or my man-boobsFun fact from UrbanDictionary: Simon Cowell has man-boobs drip sweat down onto my crotch, making it appear as if I’d urinated in my pants. And incontinence is just embarrasing.
On a side note, wouldn’t it be funny if Shaq’s weiner was like two inches long? I’ll bet Shaq’s weiner is like two inches long.
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