Rob Gronkowski

This is a recipe for comedy gold: Rob Gronkowski going undercover as a Lyft driver.

Unsuspecting New Englanders got a ride from the disguised All-Pro tight end, who gushed about Tom Brady, showed off his Patriots knowledge and trash-talked the Cowboys.

By far, the best line is when a female passenger says of Brady, "He's married, so he's like off limits."

Gronk responds, "I mean, I'm not trying to get with him."

Gronk also denies his presence at a local bar, tries to get patrons to yell his name and claims he studied astrophysics. (Gronk was a pre-business major at University of Arizona).

During the outtakes, Gronk farts in the front seat. You really can't script this stuff. Or Gronk's play. After missing the first two games of the season, catching zero passes in his season debut and just one pass in his second game, Gronk has 16 receptions for 364 yards and two touchdowns the past three weeks.

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