Reggie Bush is in trouble at thepostgame.com

The AP reports that sports marketer Lloyd Lake is cooperating with NCAA investigators, giving them financial evidence that he provided Reggie Bush and his family with over $280,000 in illegal benefits during Bush’s electric career at Southern Cal. Also, awesomely, he is expected to file a civil lawsuit against Bush seeking to recoup the money.

This sports marketer guy’s balls belong on Mount Rushmore in between George Washington and Mr. T. He epitomizes everything that America is about: freely giving illegal funding to college athletes and then, once they leave the school, SUING THEM TO GET IT BACK. In my opinion, he is a genius on par with Isaac Newton and the guy who first used hand lotion to whack off.

Bush, who has repeatedly claimed that he did nothing wrong, could have his Heisman trophy revoked if he was found to have broken NCAA rules during his award-winning 2005 season. In addition, it’s being reported that USC could be forced to forfeit games or face other sanctions if it’s proven that the coaches knew or should have known about the alleged improprieties.

But here’s something you might not know: USC has already made a secret deal with the NCAA to settle the matter, in which they agreed to replace their entire starting lineup last Saturday against Stanford with the cast of 7th Heaven. Surprisingly, the Reverend and his family were able to shut out the Cardinal the first half, but gave up 17 points in the fourth quarter for the loss. Jessica Biel, substituting for John David Booty, ended with 364 passing yards, two touchdowns, and four interceptions; however, she claims that three of the picks were the direct result of poorly timed “menstrual cramping.”

You really didn’t think the most dominant college football team of the past decade lost to Stanford, did you? Oh, that’s sad, you did. You actually thought Stanford, the team that had lost three games by a combined 90 points and routinely has trouble making it to the toilet on time, broke USC’s 35-game home winning streak. That’s too bad. Now run along and let the grown-ups talk.