Jay Cutler is a free man.
No, seriously. He's totally free. No clothes or anything. Wife Kristin Cavallari shared this bare naked photo on Instagram of the free agent quarterback, released by the Bears earlier this month, in Tulum, Mexico.
So, at least Cutler's future NFL team will know what his full body looks like without pads. No need for a physical. The eye test works fine here.
Then again, there is a belief among NFL executives and journalists that Cutler, who will turn 34 in April, may not take a snap in 2017 or ever again. Multiple injuries limited Cutler to just five games, his lowest total since his rookie season when he backed up Jake Plummer in Denver for the first 11 games. With a total career earnings of $112,196,087, Cutler has shaken his money maker more than enough.
Other rumors suggest Cutler could find a new destination soon, maybe even in Houston. That would make sense, considering the city's history with Warren Moon.
OK, we're at the rear end of these bum jokes.