Here’s Erin Andrews with her mouth wide open and tongue stuck out, because I’ve dedicated myself to bringing you the best in three-week-old non-news items that don’t really deal with sports but make me feel better because I managed to correctly operate a keyboard while under the influence of massive quantities of Red Bull and Chinese opium.Martha Stewart’s tip of the day: Chinese opium makes a great hors d’oeuvre for your next elegant party. Sprinkle with panda tears for extra flavor.
Erin did a recent interview with SI.com’s Extra Mustard, which was disappointingly boring. She revealed such gems about herself as her recent music purchases (Britney Spears - seriously), her favorite TV show (”The Hills” and other reality television), and her favorite reading (”People” magazine, which is to literature what beefaroni is to fine dining).
Say it ain’t so, Erin. My sexual attraction to you has been diminished slightly, which I know breaks your heart.
Oh, Erin, I can’t stay mad at you. Let’s never fight again. Come over to my house tonight and I’ll say I’m sorry the naughty way.
^ Brent Musburger ♥’s Erin Andrews
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