Dennis Rodman has his eyes on a coaching position in the newly-expanded WNBA, but his biggest asset - his notoriety - may also be his downfall. Ron Terwilliger, the owner of the new WNBA franchise in Atlanta, wants his first head coach to be a woman; other teams may be turned off by Rodman’s past antics, despite his highly-decorated basketball career which includes five NBA Championships.
Much ink has been consumed in cataloging the details of Dennis Rodman’s various sordid escapades. He is unquestionably a writer’s wet dream, because he can always be counted on to provide new material. Slow news day? Let’s see what Rodman is up to. Filming his TV show? Marrying Carmen Electra? Wearing a dress? Caught banging a dead mule? Building a spaceship to colonize Mars? His life is definitely like a box of chocolates.
My life, on the other hand, is like a cup of Folgers coffee: causing hours of happiness and ecstasy briefly punctuated by bouts of shockingly powerful diarrhea.
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^ Carmen, I would still sleep with you, although at this point it would probably be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, or dropping a carrot into a well.
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hes ugly. and his book is good but has to much swear words in it.