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13
Feb

SI 2008 Swimsuit Edition is out. There goes my month.

By thepostgame 1 Comment
Categories: Girls

danica patrick

I know, I know. I just did a post on Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions in my article on Roger’s wife Debbie Clemens and her possible use of HGH. However, I wouldn’t be a red-blooded male if I didn’t deem it fit to pass this on to all my readers (or reader): Swimsuit 2008 launched yesterday.

As you’ll see from the main page, this year’s pictures include everyone’s favorite IndyCar driver, Danica Patrick, getting down and dirty on the beach.

Danica Patrick

The cover model for this year is Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller, who isn’t too shabby looking herself:

Marisa Miller

marisa miller

SI’s Extra Mustard also has a post on their favorite swimsuit models of all time, which brings back nostalgia for the time when I was young and the world was my oyster and I could dream about being a star athlete and maybe boning one of the girls in the SI swimsuit edition. But alas, it wasn’t to be. It’s a cruel world, isn’t it?

Oh, how can I stay mad while looking at pictures on Danica. One day, Danica, you’ll see that I’m the man for you. One day!

(Note to self: delete this post before kidnapping Miss Patrick, because this is pretty incriminating. Also, get some chloroform or something, because she looks like she could probably kick my ass.)

11
Feb

If you buy me an Audi R8 I will streak the World Series

By thepostgame 0 Comments
Categories: Cars and Girls

audi r8

Audi R8. Is that not the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? You see, I’m not just another sports blogger. I’m interested in other things. Namely, having crazy sex with a harem of beautiful women. This 430 horsepower $130,000 certified panty-wetter is just what I need.

Therefore, if one of my readers purchases this vehicle for me I will streak every game of the World Series with their face tattooed across my butt cheeks. And that’s a promise you can take to the bank, mister. Would I lie about butt tattoos? Absolutely not. My ass cheeks are much too important to joke about.

And so are hers:

Yamila Diaz-Rahi

More R8:

r8

audi r8

11
Feb

NFC beats AFC in Pro Bowl, Adrian Peterson grabs MVP

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Categories: Girls and NFL

adrian peterson

The NFC come from behind to defeat the AFC yesterday 42-30 in the Honolulu-based Pro Bowl. Offensive Rookie of the Year Adrian Peterson ran for 129 yards and two touchdowns and Terrell Owens added two touchdowns of his own to help the NFC come back from a 24-7 deficit. One stat says it all: the AFC’s leading rusher in the game was Ben Roethlisberger, with 18 yards.

On a less sports-related note, here’s Roethlisberger’s alleged girlfriend, Missy Peregrym:

Missy Peregrym

Missy Peregrym

09
Feb

A surprising twist: Roger Clemens’s wife may have used HGH

By thepostgame 0 Comments
Categories: Girls and MLB

I really don’t know what to say here. Roger Clemens is currently in the middle of an ugly congressional hearing where his ex-personal trainer, Brian McNamee, continues to testify that he injected the seven-time Cy Young Award winner with steroids multiple times during his career.

Recently, however, a new story emerged:

McNamee told congressional investigators he injected Debbie Clemens with HGH — at the seven-time Cy Young Award winner’s direction — before the couple posed for a 2003 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition photo shoot, a lawyer familiar with his testimony said Friday.

That’s right. Apparently either the Clemens family is ridiculously competitive to the point where his wife wanted to look buffer (or is it “more buff”?) than other athlete’s wives, or Brian McNamme is completely crazy. Or both.

I remember that 2003 SI issue. In fact, I remember every SI swimsuit edition since I was 16, because I’m a pervert.

Here’s the original Debbie Clemens picture from the issue, still hosted on the front page of DebbieClemens.com:
Debbie Clemens HGH
(Update: Feb. 18, 2008 - The DebbieClemens.com site has been down for a few days. I’m going to go ahead and start the rumor that she was busted for illegally distributing MP3’s and/or selling weapons to North Korea.)

Fun fact: DebbieClemens.com looks like a fifth-grader’s MySpace page and plays annoying music when it opens. This alone makes me want to believe that she took HGH, because I hate sites that start playing music automatically. Also, she is sporting a ridiculous six-pack, and women in their forties with kids just don’t look like that naturally.

For research purposes only, here’s the cover of that 2003 issue:

And I didn’t realize it until now, but Sports Illustrated offers an online archive of every swimsuit edition since 1996. That’s right, folks. FINALLY, you can use the interweb to look at pictures of hot girls. And you thought it was just for looking at Friendster and Geocities pages with your Netscape browser! And for finding fellow furries, of course.

In summary, the Clemens’s are crazy, and God bless SI.com.

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