Audi R8. Is that not the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? You see, I’m not just another sports blogger. I’m interested in other things. Namely, having crazy sex with a harem of beautiful women. This 430 horsepower $130,000 certified panty-wetter is just what I need.
Therefore, if one of my readers purchases this vehicle for me I will streak every game of the World Series with their face tattooed across my butt cheeks. And that’s a promise you can take to the bank, mister. Would I lie about butt tattoos? Absolutely not. My ass cheeks are much too important to joke about.
And so are hers:
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