As I sat at my keyboard this morning with my left hand down my pants (for warmth reasons, jackass) and my right hand on the mouse, wondering what topic to write about in lieu of performing my salaried work, I came across a story. It’s a special story. It’s one that will raise tears in your eyes, a lump in your throat, and another, more impressive, lump in your pants. (Assuming you’re wearing pants while reading this. Knowing my readership base, that’s about a 50/50 proposition.) Anyway, it’s a story of courage and honor and tradition“courage” =”courage”, “tradition” = “boobies” and freakin’ smoking hot college girls.
Apparently everyone’s favorite “classy” men’s magazineAs opposed to some other, less classy men’s magazines that I’ve, um, heard about, Playboy, is scouring the country looking for attractive coeds for its upcoming “Girls of the Big Ten” issue. Before my female readersHi mom. We’re out of peanut butter at the house. get all up in arms, I’d like to say that it sounds like these girls are intelligent and have thought about their decision, and may even have the support of their parents, if their parents are Joe and Tina Simpson. For god’s sake, this isn’t “Girls Gone Wild“, it’s a respected publication, parents, don’t screw this up! Encourage your hot daughter to sexually expose herself for temporary fame, no matter how much future therapy she may need! It’s the American Way!
The photo shoot is a real coincidence, because I am also looking for hot coeds to participate in my next project. Please email me for details; I think you will be pleased with the resultsChlamydia.
If you’re still reading at this point, feel free to check out a slideshow of the photo shoot. It’s pretty boring.
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