As Fenway Park celebrates its 100th birthday, a day when the Boston Americans beat the Highlanders of New York by a score of 7-6 in eleven innings while scores of other people were being unceremoniously tossed off a cruise ship in frigid waters, we see that there is still a cold war between the two rivals.

Though the past few years have been rather innocuous, New York City has sunk to a new low. (Ironic because Boston is the city that's built on landfill.)

A controversial New York subway ad tells Big Apple commuters not to give up their seats to a Red Sox fan, even if she is pregnant.

This ad, run by an all-sports radio station in New York, seems a waste of some good money, the need to recommend this behavior. You're talking about a fan base with members who, twice in the past decade, have literally killed Boston fans. Believe me, pregnant Boston fans are grateful when your greatest crime is simply not getting up on a crowded train.

In fact, we're taught to be wary any time a Yankees fan makes a sudden movement, such as standing on a crowded subway. So don't worry, the edict itself isn't what's so disturbing. It's the fact that this ad is an act of blatant fanism.

That's right, fanism! Who would've thought that in an age where we have a White Sox fan in the White House that we could still be subjected to this type of treatment. All fans should be created equal. Yes, I'm a Boston fan, but if you prick me, do I not bleed? If you feed me, do I not burp and undo my belt? If you tickle me, do I not laugh and then very quickly summon a policeman because, seriously, we're grown men, why are you tickling me?!

Where does it end? First, you don't stand for a pregnant Red Sox fan, then you don't allow Red Sox fans to use cabs, celebrate the Macy's Day parade, buy M&Ms at the giant M&M store in Times Square. (That place is like a playground for me! Please, God, no!)full story >>

So, are you feeling good? Have you studied your spread sheets, win charts, RPI graphs; consulted with your insiders, your psychics, your "rain men;" input your numbers into the supercomputer specifically designed to come within the smallest of percentages of you ever having a girlfriend?

In other words, have you filled out your NCAA bracket yet? The Madness doesn't wait, you know. Part of the fun is processing the myriad information of matchups and potential meetings in only a few days before making what could become your greatest achievement or your most ignominious failure.

Originally meant for a fun diversion, these pools are now hugely popular and there's billions of dollars at stake here (legally, of course). So each piece of information, regardless of how trivial, may mean something in your prognostication. Though most obscure facts have found their way into papers and onto the Internet, I have found a few that you may have missed. Feel free to incorporate this knowledge into your last-second entries. For instance, did you know:

Rick Pitino actually receives royalties every time John Calipari copies his shtick.

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Linsanity [lin-SAN-i-tee] n. 1. a derangement of the mind brought about by New York Knicks player Jeremy Lin 2. the fervor over Jeremy Lin causing seemingly level-headed people to behave irrationally. 3. an unnatural use of bad puns incorporating the prefix "lin-."

For the past three weeks, linsanity has overtaken this country. Dispassionate basketball fans have rediscovered the game, once-cynical citizens have embraced a new hero, and the airwaves have become linundated with feel-good features, all causing the Federal government to almost grind to a halt ... (although in fairness, that seems to be a regular occurrence with our government and may not have anything to do with basketball).

Jeremy Lin is the ultimate Cinderella story, not unlike a former groundskeeper on the verge of winning the Masters. (I bet Bill Murray could play Lin in a movie. He's just that versatile.) And with the blossoming excitement, it stands to reason it would come with the requisite controversy. The phenomenon has spurred linappropriate comments, linciting anger and linspiring bad puns from commentators. (I propose that, more than anything, people are only enamored with him due to the bad pun thing.)

(Side effects of linsanity may include restless leg syndrome, shortness of breath, excessive breathing, bad breath, goose bumps, redness, bouts of racism and selected ethnic slurs, swollen tongue, itchy scalp, and puffy combs.)

Why just this past week, an ESPN copy editor was fired for using the derogatory term a "chink in the armor" when referencing the Knicks star. Similarly, a Fox Sports columnist tweeted a crude sexual innuendo about Lin. And others have opined that had the point guard been black, he would not have garnered the same attention he has as an Asian-American Harvard graduate. (It's more reasonable to claim that had the point guard been black, his name would not have been Lin.)full story >>

After several heart stoppages and two different televisions -- do you think Best Buy will exchange a flat screen with a lamp through it, since I still have the warranty? -- the chance for redemption is ON. We all remember what happened the first time the New England Patriots and the New York Giants danced in "the Big Cotillion." In fact, there are still many who wake up at night screaming, "HE'S IN THE GRASP!!!" as nightmares of Eli Manning's desperation heave to David Tyree after defensive lineman Jarvis Green held onto the quarterback's jersey for a full three-count continue to crop up.

It is now four years later and the Northeast monopolizes media coverage yet again. Welcome to Rex Ryan's personal hell. His town's successful team and his arch rival doing what he cannot do, at least not with Mark Sanchez under center.

There is a weird familiarity to this game, almost like we've seen it before. Flash back to 2007 -- no, really ... do it. Flash back! The Giants squeak into the playoffs by the thinnest of Joe Flacco Fu Manchus and proceed to win three games on the road, including the championship game in overtime, in inclement weather, after an ill-fated turnover.

Meanwhile, the Patriots, though they made history by achieving the first ever 16-game perfect season, made the Super Bowl, but only after a controversial win (in Week 13) by three points against a Baltimore Ravens team. Sound familiar?

In that season, the Patriots beat the Giants during the regular season. This year, however, they didn't, which bodes well if you're looking for comparisons to the 2001 team which similarly lost to the Rams, then proceeded to run the table, including a Super Bowl win against those same Rams.

And in a season when Brady's chief rival Peyton Manning was inactive, his brother Eli has risen like some sort of Phoenix. (A brilliant reference if ever I saw one as his first Super Bowl win was, in fact, in Arizona.) It's like some weird sort of action movie sequel where the hero, having dispatched of the bad guy, finds that the bad guy had a brother who's much more evil then his dead brother ever was. (Remember, you can't spell "elite" without ELI.)

I understand that this redundant matchup has removed all interest for many of you -- "When is Cleveland ever going to be in the championship?" -- but for those of you who haven't moved on to other sports like Texas Hold'em and the Scripps National Spelling Bee, you have myriad reasons to pick a team and get behind them, if only for one day.full story >>

Ho! Ho! Ho! No, it's not Herman Cain addressing yet another accusation from a mistress, but the commercialized call representative of the birthday of that most famous religious figure, that leader of men, that otherworldly phenomenon, Tim Te -- er, I mean, Jesus Christ. (Sometimes I forget that Tim Tebow's birthday is actually August 14. My New Year's Resolution is to get a petition to Congress to make that day a national holiday. I don't care how many doors I need to knock on and how many hours I need to stand outside of malls.)

It's Christmas time, and it's the time for giving, a time for all of fankind to come together as one and treat each other with hospitality and friendship. For all the animosity you show to each other, this is a time to put bygones aside. In fact, let bygones be bygones; help them to grow up and live fruitful bygone lives, raising little bygones of their own, and then let those bygones be bygones, perhaps settling an organic bygone commune out in the woods somewhere.

Now is the time to allow for all our fellow fans, be he decked in silver and black, teal, or green and yellow with a hunk of cheese on his head; be his field green or blue; whether his horns be hooked or his tide rolled, he deserves something this holiday season and Santa (shhhh! It's actually just a fat guy in a red suit and hat with a white beard) is here to give it to him.

Now, without further ado, let us reach inside the satchel and distribute the presents to these most deserving sports entities:

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People are wondering what the heck is going on with the NBA. Didn't they fix things with the new collective bargaining agreement? I mean, the NFL seems as strong as ever after their labor battles; baseball has made some changes that promise to enhance things as well; and even hockey has seen its brightest days since missing a few games back in 2004-05. So why if, just as owners and players were shaking hands and ratifying a new deal did the sports world start shaking their heads at the league?

Apparently, one team was out of line in thinking they can make a trade. A TRADE!!! How dare New Orleans try to better its team?! Well, the league quickly put the kibosh on that. It's simply another droplet in a bucket filled with questionable actions and incidents for a league that should be doing everything it can to repair consumer confidence, assuming there are consumers left. This one, sadly, may be the last straw.

But you're in luck as I have a simple seven-step process to fixing things that does not include the Scotch tape remedy the league seems to like using in order to fix things. Consider it my Christmas gift for opening on Christmas Day, when the games resume. Of course, I'll enclose the receipt in the event you'd like to exchange some items, but try them out. You might like them better than what you have now.

1) Start Fresh
David Stern is 69 years old and has not been at the top of his game for the past two or three, or 15 years. It's time for a new vision to take the league to new frontiers -- namely, up.

After eight years, the country gets to choose a new president, even after four if things aren't working. Every piece of news concerning the league these days, save for one exciting Finals series last year, is about a player, coach, or owner complaining about the officiating, the draft, the trades, free agent signings, the food selection in luxury boxes, etc.

Stern has been in charge of two work stoppages. How many more before people realize that he may not be the best guy to have at the top? Now, if he was a Wall Street banker, then we could make a case for him to stay, and get a bonus ... and probably a statue too.

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2) Contraction
Say goodbye to six teams. That's right, six! Let's revert as close to pre-expansion levels as possible. I suggest we use this abbreviated season to decide which teams go. And just as an added twist, we won't plainly eliminate the worst six, but we’ll get rid of the worst three and the best three -- regular-season records only. That will allow for parity. Of course, we’ll leave one team in New York and one in Los Angeles. So if the Clippers are the worst team and the Lakers are the best, we'll have coin flip to decide which one goes. Or maybe spin that big drum and pick their card out in front of a television audience. The NBA likes to televise these events.

3) Free Agency
Free agency is a tricky subject. Obviously, it needs to stay, but the days of players holding teams hostage to go where they want to go before their contracts are up should end. I think a system similar to what MLB used to have would be best for starters.

A team that loses a free agent gets a draft pick in return, or a player from the acquiring team. Each team can protect, let’s say, three players; everyone else is fair game. If the Heat want to acquire Dwight Howard, they may have to give up one of their own players. They can protect Bosh, LeBron, and DWade, but everyone else could be swiped by Orlando.

4) Incoming Players
College players must play at least three years of college or junior college ball or be 21 years of age. This will be a tough one to install, but it's for the good of the NBA game. As a side effect, it will make the college game better as well. Look how well Butler did last year, simply because they were playing with most of their team intact from the previous year.

5) Playoff Scheduling
The playoffs need to be two games in a row, an off day for travel, and then two more games in a row. As it is right now, they last nearly 30 months (rough estimate). I don't know, but I lose count by the time they reach into the month of Abijaba in the ancient Gezer calendar.

As my former English teacher used to say, "Chop chop, boom and go." Let's get to it. If players can't take back-to-back games, they shouldn't be in the playoffs.

6) Integrity
The question of whether or not the referees are calling games on the up and up has long been an issue that the league and fans sweep under the carpet. Yes, it sinks to conspiracy theories, but just because it's called a "conspiracy theory" doesn’t necessarily mean it's not true. And that cloud is still hanging over the league to some.

It's like when, as a kid, you sat on Santa's lap and realized that Santa smells of rum and chicken just like your fat uncle Dusty, but for some reason, you were still convinced it was the real Santa. It's just too jarring not to believe that.

It's gotten so bad that the main role of color commentators such as Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson seemed to be to offer a critique of all referee calls. I think the new commissioner (point one) may instill a better policy of integrity, but just in case, there needs to be a system of checks and balances put in place so we can be sure what we're watching is legit.

Now, I'm just spinning here and am open to suggestions, but what about a challenge flag system, coupled with a booth replay official? AND a booth replay official supervisor! (See that, I'm creating jobs! "Vote Wasif 2012 for President!")

The reason for this is that you figure a referee in the replay booth is going to be looking out for his colleagues down below. But a supervisor, whose job is to sit around all day playing Farmville, until someone cc's him with a useless memo to which he replies, "Sounds good," then, every now and again, he will check on his underlings to make random suggestions that seem to contradict what he said before, will make sure to keep the booth replay official on his toes and reverse a few calls for good measure just to protect his own cushy gig.

Consistency, that's what we're looking for.

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7) Draft Lottery
In 1985, the league instituted a draft lottery. It didn't take long before cries of "The fix is in!" began when New York, a large market team, conveniently won the rights to Patrick Ewing, a franchise center.

Just go back to a system like the NFL has -- worst team gets first pick. If a team wants to tank it, fine. That's on them. It's not like it will improve their fan base. Sure, if they tank it for a LeBron-type player,
they'll sell some seats the next year, but it's a gamble. Give them the right to take that gamble.

8) The Fans
In the interest of returning fans to the game, the league needs to improve its marketing. I just read a new parody of the NBA's slogan that read "Where Amazing Happens ... but sometimes it un-happens."

The league has a few diehard fans, but not enough to bring the game back to prominence. A recent poll I read ranked it sixth among major sports ... behind auto racing! My solution to this is to rebrand basketball as a reality show, and have judges instead of commentators.

Now, here me out for a second: It's a bold new move, yes, but basketball isn't getting any better without a bold new move. Imagine Simon Cowell criticize a dunk by Blake Griffin because he was appalled by the lack of originality on it. Perhaps we'll even give the former "American Idol" host the power to deduct points. Now we're talking!

So I'm not saying that these solutions are the gold standard, ready-to-go winners, but they are a launching point. Let's start a discussion. Er, and we probably shouldn't invite those parties from the NBA lockout. We all saw how "well" they got along. That’s how we ended up in this place in the first place. How about we ask those NFL and MLB negotiators to help us? We might be done by tip off.

Before the autumnal feast that shall soon be placed before us, we've already been given a lot to digest from this year in sports, including not one, but two labor lockouts, improbable winners, ungracious losers, horrific tragedies, and a trip from Penn State to the state pen. Let us now take a moment to focus, not on the negatives that are overthrown passes and blown coverages (as we all know there was pass interference somewhere that should have been called), but rather on all that's good in sports; to take pause and give thanks for this culture in which we have invested our time and sanity.

Interestingly enough, the first Thanksgiving occurred when the Pilgrims went to the Wompanoag Tribe in 1621 for lessons in surviving the brutal winters of Massachusetts and how to deal with the annual collapse of the local wood-chipping team.

That autumn formed the basis of what we now know as Thanksgiving and for many years, the colonists lived peacefully and synergistically with the neighboring Indian tribes. That is, before shooing them off their land, claiming it for themselves, and then giving them casinos. It was kind of like running up the score. Nothing said they couldn't, but it was generally frowned upon, especially by the Indians.

But I digress. Now, the holiday stands for overeating, creating weird hybrid meals like turducken, watching football, and spending time with the family you seek to avoid all year long; a chance to call a timeout to the hustle and/or bustle of our lives.

So with that tradition in mind, let me take a moment to present to you that which I am thankful from the past 12 months in sports. I am most thankful for:

Norv Turner, defying logic and remaining gainfully employed as a head coach in the NFL. Seriously, does he have photos on AJ Smith?

The 2011 Boston Red Sox for making us all forget that "Days of Our Lives" had ended.

Theo Epstein for giving Cubs fans hope, as blind as it might be, for that's where it begins.

Jim Harbaugh, for showing that going from the college to the pros is easier than everyone before him has shown it to be.

Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison, for keeping the economy growing with fines levied from hits. Get well soon, James, the United States needs you.

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The NFL, for making it a safe game to play again, except for the myriad players foolish enough to get injured on a weekly basis.

Tim Tebow, for being a great quarterback even though the numbers show he sucks at it.

The Big East, for keeping the words "big" and "east" in its name even though both are misnomers.

David Stern, for continuing to ruin a league he once built up. The guy's like a gambler at Vegas who doesn't know when to leave once he's accumulated a stack of chips. It's become quite comical to watch.

Bob Costas, for getting the interview with former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky so we could see the worst denial in the history of speaking, a 16-second denial on whether or not he is sexually attracted to young boys where the alleged child rapist repeated the question, qualified it, danced a little, then finally denied it once we had all switched over to "Dancing with the Stars."

NCAA football conferences, for making geography class irrelevant.

Michael Vick, for regaining the respect of his fans, only to lose it again with his performance on the field.

St. Louis fans, for being so even-tempered.

Albert Pujols, for doing something legendary just days before his contract expired.

The Texas Rangers, for allowing networks to replace footage of the 1986 Boston Red Sox with them.

Cal Ripken Jr., as a reminder not to take his feat for granted. He played in 2,162 consecutive games. I, for one, took a week off between writing the beginning and end of this piece.

Floyd Mayweather, for finally realizing he gets paid a ton of money to fight Manny Pacquiao ... whether he wins or loses.

Mike Tyson, for being viable again ... in some acting roles.

Coach K, even though we all hate your team, we gotta admit, you're pretty good

Shaq Fu, the Shaq Daddy, The Big 401K, and so on, for your fun-loving personality we hope continues into retirement.

Chad Ochocinco, for his tweets before he got to "heaven."

Major League Baseball, for stepping up to the plate and showing America it’s still a force to be
reckoned with.

And finally, Tim Tebow, for making every day just a little brighter.

What a year it's been. Sports are as they always are, intriguing, captivating, nauseating, emboldening, and demoralizing. And that's on a Sunday. Here’s to the other six days of the week. Now, pass the turducken. I've still got three buttons on this shirt that haven't popped open yet.

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The World Series is underway. Are you glued to your set? Are you Cardinals fans still wearing the same clothes you were wearing when your team entered the playoffs? Can you Rangers fans name the team's best hitter against left-handers after the seventh inning when facing a deficit of two or more runs?

There are many people who are obsessed with baseball. Chances are you know one of them. But there are comparatively few who can honestly claim to be obsessed with the baseball. Zack Hample is one of those people.

He's the author of "The Baseball: Stunts, Scandals, and Secrets Beneath the Stitches," a truly fascinating look at the game's most important element, the one constant since the very origins of a field game from the mid-19th Century. Players have come and gone, but the baseball has seen it all.

Though writing is his vocation, Zack could just as easily be called a "professional fan." For he is a ballhawk, someone who spends his time at the ballpark collecting as many baseballs as possible.

The New York resident took time out of his 12-city, 13-ballpark tour to talk to me about what makes this little round piece of cowhide that he calls a "cultural artifact."

"The baseball is the object that's at the center of the national pastime," he began. "The game can't be played without the ball."

I think about that for a moment. Baseball consists of bases and balls. The ball is called a "baseball." The game is called "baseball." Without the baseball, there would be no baseball. The sport might then have to be called "basebat" or "cleatcup" or something else related to the props on hand, no doubt diminishing its allure.

From reading the thoroughly-researched tome, you'll find that the controversy of the juiced ball is not a modern construct, but has survived longer than any accomplishment housed in the record books.

In fact, it's been criticized for being juiced longer than the leagues have been in place. In 1867, when the ball could flop around, the Nationals of Washington were accused of "juicing" the balls by the Cincinnati Red Stockings.

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The term "tear the cover off the ball" used to be taken literally (due to the flimsy construction of it) and not simply as a hyperbolic statement describing a steroid-enraged (allegedly) Roger Clemens arguing a balls and strikes call.

Another little known fact, prior to reading Zack's book – the baseball used to be the prize. Winning teams were allowed to keep the ball as they were expensive and hard to come by. "Hey, you won! Here's the ball." (That's nothing like today's World Series trophy.)

Over the years, Zack has amassed a collection of official major league baseballs well into the thousands. "It makes me very happy just to own so many baseballs." At press time, he claims it to be 5781 – "That kid's got balls," one might say – but that could change as games continue within travel distance.

This (Pittsburgh) pirate's booty resides in several locations. "They are mostly at my mom's place," he tells me, "in my old childhood bedroom, and she wants them the hell out." There are eight 32 gallon recycling bins that hold about 700 balls. Then he's packed balls snuggly into five filing drawers. He knows that each holds precisely 144 balls; no more, no less. "It's almost as if they built them for baseballs."

Who's to say they didn't? Finally, he estimates around 300 or 400 sitting in duffel bags, and maybe a hundred more in some plastic shopping bags.

What is he saving them for? Someday, he hopes to have children. "I'd like to pass these along to them. It'd be fun to dump them all out and then jump in them, play around in thousands of baseballs." He pauses for a moment, then proudly adds, "I like doing that now and I'm supposedly a grown-up."

All this for a little piece of cowhide stitched together with some yarn. (Which one might think it's as rudimentary as that.)

The stitching process itself is interesting, an exhaustive and precise undertaking. It recruits Canadian thread, Rhode Island yarn, a metal detector, a numerical code, a stamping machine, invisible ink, and the Costa Rican climate (though produced indoors with air conditioning so as not to affect the materials).

The stitching process is done by hand where warehouses filled with slouching people hunched over balls lining fourteen rows of 25 chairs each at the Rawlings Factory in Turrialba, Costa Rica. (And that is of no relation to Yorvit Torrealba of the Rangers.)

Read the book and you'll discover all you wanted to know and things you didn't know you wanted to know. It'll open your eyes to one part of the game you love that has been taken for granted all this time.

The book, Zack's third, is broken into three parts -- historical and factual stuff, baseballs in the news, and, of course, snagging the ball. The final section highlights some of the most successful ball hawks in the stands. "Even though major league baseball is huge and spread out all over the continent, it's still kind of a tight-knit community of guys who do this, at least to this level," Zack explains, as one who is unique, but not nearly alone.

Pick up "The Baseball" and become a ballhawk yourself. It's something I've been sorely in need of. I'm perpetually haunted by memories of near-misses, my thumbs and forefingers still scarred from baseballs glancing off them time and again.

As I tell of my most recent failed attempt at snagging a ball, I am hoping he absolves me of my feelings of shame. "Most people are just passive about catching balls," he says. "I think most people would love to catch a ball. Very few people make it happen."

I feel a little better at my success rate. After all, Zack's the expert. He is a hawk and can spot other hawks at the ballpark easily. "I can tell pretty quickly who has a clue of what they're doing, just by the way they're standing, how he looks, what they're wearing ..."

He's just very good at it. By the time he was in college, he'd snagged his first thousand.

Growing up as someone who wanted to play the game, this gives him the feeling he's part of it, a way of connecting to the sport he loves. "It makes me feel like I'm in the game."

The hobby leaves him a bit misunderstood which he seeks to correct. "I think a lot of people assume I don't appreciate the sport, that I'm just interested in catching balls and if I can't do that, I don’t really care about the game, but that's far from the truth." He doesn't participate in fantasy baseball, but still reads every box score.

A lot of the time, he'll go to games alone because he's not interested in the typical leisurely passive viewing habits of the average fan. There are not many companions that fit his criteria. "The few times that I tried to take people, they either bitched about moving around from seat to seat or they were competing with me for baseballs."

Now, when he attends with friends, Zack explains, "I don't ask them, 'Is this okay with you?' I just say, 'This is how it's going to be.' But they're my friends and they know how it goes, so they want to come and witness what I do, willing to switch their seats over the course of the game."

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He's experienced the glory of catching a home run ball held seconds earlier by the pitcher and inspected by the ump. But he's had his share of injuries as well. "I was on crutches this season for three weeks because I sprained an ankle at a game. I've cracked a rib in the past at a game, broke my nose slightly." Ah, the dreaded BDL (ballhawk disabled list).

This last one is a sore subject. "It's not that I can't catch. If I'm camped underneath a home run ball and some idiot comes flying out of nowhere and deflects a ball, sending it off course by an inch just over the tip of my glove into my face ... I've learned my lesson."

The pursuit has spawned a philanthropic effort as well as he is dedicated to a charity called "Pitch in for Baseball" that provides baseballs and softballs for underprivileged kids all over the world. "I'm getting people to pledge money for every ball that I catch." Since he started in 2009, he's raised over $20,000. "It's my way of giving back to the baseball world and not being a doofus in the process, running around and catching balls."

And as the season goes into hibernation, while those obsessed with baseball will go through withdrawal symptoms, you can be sure Zack will experience a much different sensation as he will no doubt marvel at the spoils of this year's hard work. (He collected 1,110 balls during the regular season, continuing with nine at Philadelphia's Citzens Bank Park, for Game One of the NLDS.)

Perhaps this is a good time to dump out a barrel and do some rolling around.

-- To donate to "Pitch in for Baseball," please go to ZackHample.com.

The Pala Raceway in Southern California is buzzing one Saturday afternoon in mid-September, both literally and figuratively. It is the whir of finely tuned 250 or 450 cubic centimeter engines on motorbikes and the anticipation of the year's American Motocross Association (AMA) race series finale.

The dirt track along the Indian reservation is host to hundreds of racers and thousands of fans. To the naked eye, it's bikers against bikers, but look closer and you'll see Yankees versus Rays, Barnes & Noble versus Joe's Book Hut, Miles Davis against a random Spaniard with a vuvuzela ...

Multi-million dollar factory teams sponsored by the likes of Honda, Kawasaki and Yamaha are on the same track as much smaller operations, called privateers. These privateers put teams on the track with their own money in the hopes they can compete.

Mike Milaccio and John Karas, along with Larry Sager, own one of those teams, Revolution2Mx. "I started like a sponsor, but not a team," Mike says. "From there, John and Larry and I got our heads together and I said, since we know a kid with promise, let's build a team. Let's make this a job. Let's build a sponsor base."

By day, they work as corporate recruiters, but in the hidden crevices of every free moment, they are less concerned with file folders and binder clips as much as they are with shifters, sprockets, brake rotors and rims.

"I have to do this in the morning or at night or on weekends," Mike explains. "I work my day job, and then get on the road and go pick up a part or go give John graphics."

He then gives his boss a shout out for her generosity in giving him the freedom to do so. Eighteen months in and $50,000 worth of expenditures and they're still fighting.

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"We've grinding at it," he says. "We're just trying to get aligned with the right sponsor, someone to help take us to the next level."

Their main purchase, the bike, never earns money. However, the return on investment is there, albeit hidden. Mike continues, "There's a profit at the end of the tunnel. Once we have a sponsor, they'll say, 'Okay, how much do you need to budget?'"

For that, the team of friends hustles to secure big name backers. One that just jumped on board was Yahoo! Sports, who allowed them to run the Yahoo! flag on their bike, which provides visibility for the Internet company and a name backer for the team.

Davey Coombs who, along with his sister, Carrie Coombs-Russell, is co-vice president of MX Sports ProRacing, describes the carrot dangling in front of the privateer. "If you're a top, young privateer in Southern California and you go out and finish in the top 10 at Pala, you can expect a clothing deal, a shoe deal, an energy drink deal, all of those things," he says.

The Coombs are second-generation promoters having watched their father became the de facto leader of outdoor promoters in 1998, after both parents were involved in the industry since 1974. Now, the offspring handle the series marketing, operations, and are partnered with Alli Sports to handle the commercial aspects.

A former privateer himself, Davey had a "cup of coffee" with a factory team -- KTM -- back in 1985. (He laughs at how small they were compared to their size now.) So he knows a thing or two about being a rider on the rise.

Revolution2Mx thinks they have one such rider in Weston Peick. Mike boasts, "Weston's a great kid, upstanding, polite. He's a normal everyday kid who happens to go that fast on a dirt bike."

The grizzled motocross veteran (at 20 years old), Weston left high school to conclude his studies with a home-schooling program which allowed him to graduate after tenth grade. He says with a smile, "It's not like I failed out or anything like that."

A mutual mechanic friend of theirs brought them together and so far, the match has been solid. In Weston, they found a top notch rider already earning some sponsorships and Rev2Mx brought him a bike and a larger

sponsor base.

But the partnership is not permanent. He's not on any contract and the only money he'll make is if he qualifies for an event and wins some purse money. Should a factory deal come his way, Weston would gladly take it, along with the salary and all the perks that come with it, and if John and Mike are presented with a corporate bankroll, they would consider taking on a higher ranked rider.

This is not to downplay the loyalty they have for each other. Speaking of the admiration he has for his rider, Mike begins, "We might go our separate ways, but we may always circle back around. The business is small and the talent few."

"It is what it is," Weston says. "Everyone wants that deal so you can't be mad that they have it and you don't."

Until that day, he does battle for Rev2Mx as best he can against teams more loaded than his. As we walk the grounds, John indicates a giant trailer with Kawasaki written all over it.

"They have millions and millions of dollars invested in building those bikes and they're not bikes that are available to the public ... and most teams have multiple riders," he says.

Larry speculates that, "for companies to sign a top rider under contract, they're probably around $250-300k." Then John adds, "So our challenge right now is being the best we possibly can while spending the least amount of money."

At the beginning of the day, Peick is ranked 23rd for the 2011 series, but the numbers are misleading. Mike says, "We didn't run the whole series. It goes back east, all over the country, so the travel gets really expensive." With a couple of top twelve finishes on the year, they are all optimistic at what he's capable of.

Overall, the odds are against him, what with 80 riders vying for 40 spots in the motos (races). Plus these factory teams have trailers that are mobile garages. If one of their bikes breaks, they can have a whole new bike ready in ten minutes. Some of their components aren't even on the market yet.

On the other hand, a privateer has two or three of the same part ready just in case, but has far less a window of error in going against superior equipment.

Still, such odds do not deter the participants. How does Weston hope to take out the big boys? "I come in halfway through the moto and start charging and picking guys off. I'm a hard charger. Usually they start dropping off a little bit. You start reading it and you see when it's time to do your thing."

Weston can do that because of his size. At 5-11 and 200 pounds, he's larger than your typical rider who falls in the range of 5-8 and a buck fifty. That makes him more durable, but he's got to keep his own cardio up in order to keep from overheating.

And for this team, it's a family affair. Weston rides, his father, Lou, works on the bike, and his family cheers him on. All this, while sharing the tent and vehicle transportation with other up-and-coming riders.

Next to Lou, Shane Allen is wrenching for Sean Lipanovich, a 21-year-old rider. "I met Sean at a race," the 20-year-old mechanic starts. "He had issues, couldn't get the bike running, so I got a hold of him. I fixed the bike in about five minutes and he hired me." (To me, it seems like a golfer in high school using a caddy in middle school.)

Meanwhile, fans have flocked to the sport. In the last two years alone, Davey has seen the numbers rise exponentially of the sport his father saw to promote. He reads me the impressive numbers he's received from Alli -- from the first six races of 2011, the total viewership was over 3.3 million. Add to that, 232,000 live streams of the first motos on the Internet and 122,000 people in attendance. Overall, these events were broadcast on five continents, 104 countries and 18 languages.

Davey credits the increase to a big shift recommended to him from Speed TV. "After 38 years of races being on any Sunday, we moved them to Saturday making motocross more accessible for TV viewers," he says.

Until that shift in 2009, races were tape-delayed. And on this sun-dried Saturday, close to 20,000 people line the track.

After the practice run, consisting of two timed 15-minute practices which determines who qualifies, it's time for Weston's moto. The ride will last thirty minutes plus two laps. Then he'll have a break while the other classes run before he'll do it a second time.

The engines rev and the starting gate lowers. Weston starts off well. Standing far to the side of the starting line are his owners, the ones with as much at stake, if not more, than their rider. They're understandably nervous.

Weston completes one lap while Mike and Larry focus on his position, by counting the bikes in front of him. Larry notes, "He's middle of the pack." "He's 18th," Mike specifies. This is acceptable as they know their rider's habit of finishing strong.

A minute later, Weston appears again, this time, pausing in front of the pit crew and waving his arm frantically, as John McEnroe might in protest to an umpire. Something's gone wrong.

Mike, Larry, and John try to understand what could be happening, without panicking. "He probably blew it up again," John says.

"I hope it's not blown up," replies Mike. Then he bows his head. "We've got the worst luck in the world, man."

One more lap and Weston dismounts. He's realized the obvious -- his bike has betrayed him. After only three minutes and eight seconds, he's out of this moto.

He and Lou wheel the bike back to the tent. "A brand new clutch cable!" Lou cries angrily, wheeling the bike past the helpless ownership group. "Right where it goes in the lever, it just broke right off!"

He goes back to work, replacing the cable, then prepping the bike as he had earlier. Weston's second moto is only two hours away and as overall finish is simply the average of both motos, he's going to need an exceptional run.

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This time around, things seem better. Weston rides in the top fifteen for the first 20 minutes and is preparing to make his charge when the same bike malfunction occurs sending his team back to the tent feeling empty.

Mike tells me they've had the problems before. "I don't want to sell out the bike, but clearly we've had bad luck with it. We couldn't have counted on all the difficulties with that bike. We swapped out every part twice. It's a really bad, unlucky deal. It's one in a thousand."

Though ultimately, it's on him and Revolution2Mx to make it work. "I've got to give my rider a chance to show his talents," he admits, before announcing, "We just bought a 2012 Kx450f to ensure a fresh start."

Another expense and the frustration creeps through further, though he shows equal concern for his rider. "Weston's a real pro. The economy's tough. We're just trying to get aligned with the right sponsor," a statement which could be the motto of the privateer. "Twenty to fifty thousand dollars would change our lives."

Well, there will be more opportunities, assuming there's money to spend. The inaugural Monster Energy Cup (part of the supercross stadium series) is Oct. 15. "The best part about this race," Davey says, "is if the platform is there, if the TV viewership is there, if the stage is built, the opportunity is there for any athlete to shine between the drop of
the starting gate and the checkered flag." He sums it up: "The best way to make money is through your personal endorsements and sponsorships."

And that's what Weston Peick, Team Revolution2Mx, and others are finding out. Thanks to the surge in popularity and enhanced visibility of the sport, David has more chances to challenge Goliath. And that buzz is only going to get louder.

Like some sort of swinger party set against the plush velour of a mustachioed man's suburban townhouse (not that I would know), universities are hopping from conference to conference with no sense of loyalty or decorum at a disconcerting pace.

As an attention play over its professional counterpart, the NFL, which held our focus for months with labor negotiations, the NCAA has, in the meantime, put forth its own modifications, ones that are challenging the entire landscape as we know it.

The main variations you might notice are that several conferences have featured realignment, introducing unfamiliarity to the schedule. Traditional foes may have been transferred and rivalries may have been eliminated.

So, as your swivel-perched head attempts to recognize the new alliances throughout Division I-A football, here is a handy reference guide for you to review while plopped down in front of the big screen watching your favorite school on the gridiron. The remodeled foundation now looks like this:

The Big 10 now has 12 teams.

The Big 12 now has 10 teams.

The Pac-10 is now the Pac-12 and it does, indeed, have 12 teams stretching as far east as Utah and Colorado, which is a long drive from the Pacific Ocean.

The Big East is the smallest of the major power conferences with eight teams and stretches as far west as Louisville. (However, come back to us in a year or so and it will have been sold off for parts.)

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The Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) spans up and down the Atlantic coast, which will soon run through Syracuse and Pittsburgh thanks to global warming. (Damn you, Al Gore!)

The Southeast Conference (SEC) is pretty much intact ... for now, as Texas A&M wants to join. Though it is in Texas, which is nowhere near the East, the school is located in the Southeast part of the state ... sort of.

South Carolina was the first state to secede from the Union, but remains in the SEC.

Texas Christian University will be joining the Big East next year ... unless the conference no longer exists in which case, TCU will feel pretty stupid.

Murray and Kent are not states!

Louisiana State is in the SEC, Louisiana-Lafayette is in the Sun Belt, and Louisiana Tech is in the Western Athletic Conference (WAC).

The Sun Belt stretches from Texas to Western Kentucky.

Western Kentucky University is located in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Bowling Green State University is not. It is located in Bowling Green, Ohio.

Bowling Green still fields a football team, but has no intention of promoting bowling. Its colors are orange and brown and not green.

Conference USA includes Southern Miss, Central Florida, and East Carolina.

Western, Central and Eastern Michigan are all in the West Division of the Mid-American Conference (MAC), though all are in the Eastern Time Zone.

Fresno is not a state either!

Army and Navy are independent while the Air Force is in the Mountain West Conference. The Marines and Coast Guard do not have teams. Neither does Seal Team Six nor the CIA. Or ... do they?

New Mexico is in the Mountain West while New Mexico State is in the WAC.

After leaving the WAC for the Mountain West in 2010, Boise State is staying put and its field remains blue.

Brigham Young has also left the WAC.

Akron remains in the MAC despite rumors that it would take its talents to South Beach.

We are Marshall!

Rice University has actually been around longer than Jerry, Sidney and Ray and was not named for any of them.

Ole Miss players are roughly the same age as those from Mississippi State.

Ohio State and Miami are the only teams in college football whose players have taken illicit benefits, but that doesn't take into consideration the other schools whose players have as well.

Pete Carroll's USC Trojans are still on probation for rules violations and as a punishment, he has to coach the Seattle Seahawks with Tavaris Jackson at quarterback.

Reggie Bush was stripped of his Heisman trophy.

Cam Newton has his Heisman trophy since he claims to have been unaware of the shady dealings his father was involved with.

Mark Ingram also has his trophy, but his father is still in jail.

O.J. Simpson is in jail and no longer has his Heisman.

O.J. was locked up for kidnapping, but not murder, though according to a civil court ruling, he's done both.

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Terrelle Pryor has to miss the first few games of this season, but can return when Ohio State visits Nebraska on Oct. 8, though by that point, his team will be in Houston for the Raiders/Texans game. Regardless, he won't be allowed to return until the next week against the Cleveland Browns, Ohio's other football team.

Miami has a team ... for now.

Joe Paterno is still coaching.

Kickoffs still matter.

It'll take more than luck to win the Heisman Trophy, though the favorite to win the Heisman trophy is, indeed, Luck.

Dick Butkus has never won the Butkus Award.

And, come the end of the football season, the Bowl Championship Series BCS still exists and is in place to determine, beyond reproach, the best team in college football, which may not actually be the best college football team in the nation. (The one thing that needed modification didn't get it.)

So there you have it, your cheat sheet for college football 2011. You can now focus solely on the enjoyment of the games, your tailgating, and the punishment that is sure to be handed down to your school very soon.

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