Any time you think you have the game conquered, the game will turn around and punch you right in the nose.
- Mike Schmidt
Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.
- Jeremy Roenick
They throw Winfield out at second -- and he's safe.
- Jerry Coleman, Padres announcer
I'm not comfortable being preachy, but more people need to start spending as much time in the library as they do on the basketball court.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.
- Pat Riley
For those who don't follow sports, this is like a contestant on Project Runway coming out as straight.
- Jimmy Kimmel, on Jason Collins
A baseball manager is a necessary evil.
- Sparky Anderson
It's the same strategy the Kardashian sisters use.
- David Letterman, on the best-athlete-available philosophy to the draft
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
- Red Barber
The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.
- Bert Blyleven
It's your daily fix of classic lines that never get old.