Kris Humphries
"On the grind. Workout #2 starts soon!"
How I See It: How about Wife #2? When does that start?

Kyle Singler
"Back in Alicante from our road win last night. Felt good to get that one. Game highlights here -> http://t.co/cKuhektH"
How I See It: I can tell you who sure did not get a road win last night: The Duke Blue Devils.

Chris Paul
"RT @PositionSports: Proud to be working with @5starbasketball to hold a clinic in Brooklyn 2day with @CarmeloAnthony @DwyaneWade @CP3 @K ..."
How I See It: How's that chemistry with Carmelo?

Tim Tebow
"Psalm 107:1 GB²"
How I See It: You guys have had a couple nice wins, but can you really call out Green Bay?

Arian Foster
"Just out here dream catching my man! RT @richkleiman: Yooo what's good @arianfoster"
How I See It: Catching balls from who? Is there a quarterback left in Houston?

Dwight Howard
"I can't stand the rain. It's pouring Down in lakemary."
How I See It: How about that Brooklyn weather?

Billy Donovan
"Headed to Columbus!"
How I See It: Relax, Gators fans. This is from 15 days ago.

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Tim Tebow
"Micah 6:8 GB²"
How I See It: Don't you mean 2:8? Or maybe you meant 69 yards?

Derrick Williams
"There are a lot of good freshman this year tho! Good to see!"
How I See It: I would say there's a lot of good rookies in the NBA, but that's kind of tough to see right now.

Carmelo Anthony
""The hardest game to win is a won game""
How I See It: I'm confused. Does this mean the players won or the owners won? I think you're confusing yourself.

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Jozy Altidore
"Much Better but still need to improve. #gettingthere #USMNT"
How I See It: Now, that's a good attitude. Giving up two goals to Slovenia is nothing to be ecstatic about.

DeJuan Blair
"Sometimes you gotta listen to your brain, just to save your heart."
How I See It: Exactly. You need to think about getting that extra $400,000 over actually playing basketball and putting money in arena employees' pockets.

Kyrie Irving
"The lockout isn't a joke but people pretend like they can just try to violate us rookies...ain't happening"
How I See It: God forbid you have a salary more like a No. 3 overall pick in your rookie season. The world would end.

Andy Rautins
"Newest member of #teamcrackediPhonescreen ??"
How I See It: Newest member of #teambrokebenchplayerduringlockoutwithacrackedphonescreen

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Andy Roddick
"Oh stevie Williams ........ He should get a restraining order against microphones... Not within 50 yards"
How I See It: How about they just put a bunker and a creek around the podium?

JaVale McGee
"Who's od'ing on cod right now?"
How I See It: Every NBA player out of work who have nothing to do.

C.J. Wilson
"Today's roadtrip agenda: Canyon de Chelley and Meteor Crater. Great photo opportunities! Can't wait to get back to LA"
How I See It: And New York if Brian Cashman shows me the money.

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Stephon Marbury
"Its sad that some people only talk about what they don't know about.-*"
How I See It: Whatever you say, Stephon.

Steve Smith
"tonight is #NFLTRIVIALIVE w @JayGlazer @9pm ET. play for a chance to win a super bowl XLVI trip and more at http://t.co/OfLbloQz"
How I See It: Remember when you made the Super Bowl ... when you were a relevant player for a relevant team?

Plaxico Burress
"Thank God for another beautiful day! Kissed my wife, kissed my daughter, gave my son a pound. Chai tea latte, blueberry scone. Loving life!"
How I See It: This life is certainly different from that of yours in prison.

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