"Enough wasting time. I'm back on the grind!"
How I See It: Only three more years before we see you again for two weeks!
"Up early. I couldn't sleep. Drinking a hot green tea. Thanks to all the Fans, Reporters an Teammates for the support this year. Cheers"
How I See It: Notice how Amar'e doesn't thank the team chiropractor. Dang back spasms.
"http://youtu.be/UFQFT7-TcqU #madden12 rt"
How I See It: Last time you were on the cover of Madden, you ended up getting caught for running a dogfighting ring. Willing to risk the curse again?
"This Year, Memorial Weekend #VEGAS......"
How I See It: No, Brandon. The Hangover 2 takes place in Thailand, not Vegas.
"It's time to celebrate the greatest victory of all... He is risen! Have a wonderful Easter everyone! 1 Peter 1:3"
How I See It: At first I thought you were supporting your favorite NBA or NHL team. I was wrong.
"Was only a matter of time before Giggsy got one! Top top player!"
How I See It: If Ryan Giggs sees you called him Giggsy, he'll punch you in the face.
"I love the intensity of the playoff!!"
How I See It: And leading the top seed three games to one.
"Hey guys follow @PGATourWives...they do a lot of great things for kids in need!!"
How I See It: Does Elin Nordegren not have access to the PGA Tour Wives twitter account anymore?