Alex Morgan
""@SI_Swimsuit: @alexmorgan13 will appear in #SISwim 2012 in BODY PAINT!" -Surprise!"
How I See It: First SI Swimsuit appearance means Alex has two career options: The Kournikova route (flop at your spot and fall back to modeling) or the Sharapova route (still be really good at your sport).

Jennie Finch
"Mexican Food = No Will Power for me! I lose every time! #IAteEveryCalorieIBurnedToday!"
How I See It: Yeah, you're definitely fat and ugly, Jennie. No woman wants to look like you.

Amar'e Stoudemire
"Thanks to Jeremy Lin & The Knicks, Y'all help me get my mind off my Bro for a few hours, Thx. Great game guys. Enjoy the win. Travel safe."
How I See It: #imlookingforwardtohavingapointguardagain @raymondfelton @chaunceybillups

Justin Tuck
"I'm so blessed to be an athlete in this town. Man this is #LINsanity"
How I See It: Oh, and I by the way, I'm a Super Bowl champ. Again. In case anyone forgot.

Deion Branch
"@deionbranch84 dats right."
How I See It: A still-befuddled Patriot tweeting at himself.

Henrik Lundqvist
"NYC we see you.. On the train heading home from Philly. Time to go home and relax and get ready for another challenge tomorrow. #bigWtoday"
How I See It: Humble Henrik, it's no secret you guys have beaten the Flyers five straight times. Brag about it.

Shaquille O'Neal
"Congrats to Kobe for being the greatest laker ever thanks for making us the greatest laker one two punch ever and congrats on passin me up 2"
How I See It: Secret's out. Shaq's PR people control his Twitter handle.

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