Rory McIlroy
"Getting some treatment on my arm in the ladies locker room in new haven..... Not a bad place to be ;) @CaroWozniacki"
How I See It: No. 6-ranked golfer in the world at age 21, dating a beautiful Danish blonde, who happens to be the No. 1-ranked tennis player in the world ... life's not so bad.

Mardy Fish
"Happy Birthday @andyroddick"
How I See It: Oh, and by the way, I'm 13 spots ahead of you in the world rankings.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Faith is what you believe, not how you feel.... #FaithFocusFinish"
How I See It: Did "faith" put $100 million in your pocket?

Heath Bell
"Still a SD padre"
How I See It: ... but the front office is annoying the crap out of me.

Plaxico Burress
"About to hit the movies with the family to see the Smurfs. Looking forward to the Reese's pieces and blue slurpee. Maybe gummi bears too."
How I See It: Don't bring a gun.

Michael Strahan
"Congrats to Jay-Z and Beyonce on the pregnancy!! Musical child will be born.... Damn!!"
How I See It: I wish I was that baby.

Hakim Warrick
"5-1 not a bad 1st day.... #maddennation Gn world"
How I See It: Don't play too much. You're going to have a lot of free time this winter ...

Lamar Odom
"What's going on guys?! I feel like i haven't been on in foreva. What's going on?"
How I See It: No, you're on "Keeping up With the Kardashians" reruns every day.