John Calipari
"I'm on my way to the Dominican Republic and I'm very excited about the opportunity to learn and grow as a coach."
How I See It: And find a big name to recruit when nobody's watching.

Tristian Thompson
"Good morning everyone. Thank the man upstairs for waking us up today."
How I See It: Rowdy residents on the next floor? We all have those.

Julio Jones
How I See It: #Eat

Greivis Vazquez
"Gracias a  por todas las! #blessed"
How I See It: I caught that last part.

Darren Clarke
"Only one sea trout so far :("
How I See It: You really just shut down all focus on golf, didn't you?