Annika Sorenstam
"Dow Jones plunges more than 500 points. None of my stocks were in green...yikes !"
How I See It: For the first time in her life, Annika is worried about going too low. Seriously though, it's too bad that portfolios aren't measured like golf scores these days.

John Elway
"Saturday's scrimmage will be a great opportunity for Coach Fox and staff to see how the players handle game situations."
How I See It: It will also be a great opportunity for Kyle Orton to prove once again that he is a better QB than Tim Tebow yet not get the starting gig.

James Farrior
"Jersey shore!! I'm hooked"
How I See It: Farrior defended himself soon after by tweeting, "Come on tweeps. Don't be so hard. It's just a silly show" and "Don't worry steeler nation. We still like smashing faces!lol" but I still feel like he lost a lot of his ability to intimidate opponents today.

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Shawne Merriman
"Long night practice coming back tomorrow and picking up the tempo great to have the fans out there today we really appreciate you"
How I See It: Merriman is finally beginning to realize how much more invested fans are in their team when they don't have San Diego beaches to spend their time at.

Paul Maholm
"Obviously none of us r happy but don't jump ship we got 25 guys who #BELIEVES"
How I See It: Don't worry about the Pirates fans. They've been handling disappointment well for two decades. In fact, they were really less comfortable when their team was near the top of the standings and receiving national attention.

Deion Sanders
"Prime is at HOF welcome reception. Didn't know about it so no suit planned but Prime brought extras. Im the only 1 without his family. Lol"
How I See It: Neon Deion would forget about a reception being held in his honor ... but still have an extra suit with him to make everything OK. That said, the second part of this tweet about Sanders being alone is just downright depressing.

Phillip Buchanon
"I grade myself a C.. for today... #redskins"
How I See It: I assume that the Redskins hashtag was included to indicate the use of a Washington Redskins grading curve when Buchanon assessed his performance. Considering how inept the 'Skins are, no one would ever pass if not for the generous curve.