Alexander Ovechkin
"Hi guys!I'm back in usa.now I'm in toronto canada..."
How I See It: Cause that makes a lot of sense ...

Ozzie Guillen
"670 score very smart people talking baseball lol "
How I See It: Is talking baseball the newest section on the SATs? Top score of 800?

Jimmer Fredette
"Goodnight everyone"
How I See It: Jimmer's lights out.

Roger Mason, Jr.
"Watching Old School Bulls and feel like Danillo Gallinari reminds me of a young Toni Kukoc"
How I See It: #europeanbasketballcomparisons

Amar'e Stoudemire
"Getting ready to go on air with @jimrome http://twitpic.com/5j7a3c"
How I See It: Kill yourself right now.

DeMar DeRozan
"Cold world, real cold world..."
How I See It: That's just Canada. Maybe one day you'll play for a team south of the border.

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