Rory McIlroy
"Tastes good!!!"
How I See It: And that's how the (Northern) Irish celebrate.

Jack Nicklaus
"Jack Nicklaus shares his thoughts on Rory McIlroy's record-setting victory in the US Open."
How I See It: So Jack says, "In some ways, I guess I feel almost like a father figure in the game of golf. I consider all these kids like sons of mine." ... Well, all right then, Jack.

Tiger Woods
"Last time I missed a USGA event Salt N Peppa was still cool and Whitehead was a toddler."
How I See It: And Rory McIlroy was 6.

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Luke Donald
"Thinking about moving to Northern Ireland!!"
How I See It: #luckofthenorthern*irish @rorymcilroy @graememcdowell

Graeme McDowell
"RT @Luke_Donald Thinking about moving to Northern Ireland!! >> citizenship refused"
How I See It: Scratch that, Luke.

Bubba Watson
"Nice------------- “@UpperDeckSports: Hey @BubbaWatson, your first Upper Deck cards are set to come out on 6/29. #upperdecktradingcard"
How I See It: Maybe you didn't win this weekend, but I guess that's a plus.

Ian Poulter
"@McIlroyRory went to Haiti last week to see & help the kids, awesome stuff give & it will give you back tenfold. #respect"
How I See It: #goodkarma

Zach Johnson
"Struggled today with the putter.. Struggled even more with a sinus infection. Persevered and finished. #toughday"
How I See It: Yeah, you definitely would have been sixteen under without the sinus infection.

Rickie Fowler
"Bummed out I won't be at the @TravelersChamp this year...tweaked my knee this week & need a week off to reduce inflammation docs orders"
How I See It: American golfers are the biggest bunch of wussies ever. @tigerwoods @zachjohnson

Hunter Mahan
"Off to see the "book of Mormon" broadway show!! Heard it's awesome can't wait to see it!"
How I See It: Did you buy those tickets before or after you missed the cut?