"Got bitten by sea lice (again) 2day (ud think I'd learn by now!). Used vinegar this time...T asked why I smelled like salad dressing, ha!"
How I See It: Is that just the cute name you gave leeches?
"I just did one ab crunch. Gotta stay tight"
How I See It: I guarantee you that single crunch did absolutely nothing to improve your overall fitness and physique.
"Wade is making sure we know he's Batman during the finals.... Forget being a sidekick"
How I See It: I wonder how LeBron feels about his Robin suit ...
"Is there an America town in china? #pierresquestionoftheday"
How I See It: Yeah, it's where they sell hamburgers and MLB apparel.
"i feel like dwade has like 30pts"
How I See It: Don’t guess. Check a box score will ya!?
"A few kids just stopped by my house and invited me to surprise their brother at his high school graduation party. On my way now."
How I See It: You sound like Vinny Chase from that episode of "Entourage."