"The doctor just took a mold of my foot!!!!”
How I See It: Foot modeling, the No. 1 job for locked out NFLers.
"Bulls seriously have a hula hoop dancer at midcourt for the halftime show??? That's all they could get?”
How I See It: Hey, man, don't be so gruff, times are tough. Anyway, all the good acts are still recovering from Oprah's finale.
"Damn.. who can hoola hoop like that."
How I See It: Here is proof that the adage, “One man’s trash is another’s treasure” applies to halftime entertainment as well.
"Oh Tiki Barber...."
How I See It: How dare you invoke his name in vain.
"Due 2 thelockout i'm marching with the band RT @WatchMy_Duuust: @ochocinco u goin to the Atlanta Classic.SU vs FAMU n Atl September 24?"
How I See It: Chad, unless you know something that we don't, I wouldn't just assume the lockout will still be on four months from now.
"I'm getting old....this will be my 10th straight season covering the NBA Finals! #I love this game!"
How I See It: You sure are, especially considering the fact that “I love this game” hasn't been the NBA's slogan for years.
"How in the Hell do you get Bullied in college??"
How I See It: It's a lot easier to get bullied when you don't weigh over 300 pounds and don't play on the football team.