David Ortiz
"Great win today....the fans were amazing, you guys are the best!!!"
How I See It: David Ortiz, a member of the happiest 1-6 team in the history of sports.

Aaron Rodgers
"One thing i really miss living in Wisconsin is in n out....also wearing shorts"
How I See It: Does this mean the Super Bowl Hangover is already over? Rodgers must be pretty needy; you'd think that bringing the Lombardi Trophy back to Titletown would keep him happy for at least a couple months.

Chad Ochocinco
"@ochocinco We live in society of capitalism based on greed. Some people are never satisfied and they just happen to run our country.Not cool"
How I See It: After the lockout and disappointing MLS stint, I guess Ocho is now looking for employment in politics.

Mike Wallace
"Got to the end of the tunnel, and I was the light"
How I See It: Really? As I remember it, you almost got to the end of the tunnel, but then the Packers beat you. At least you haven't lost any self confidence since February.

DeSean Jackson
"Great work out! Even gave some game to some up an coming receivers. I feel a great day ahead of me #Jaccpot"
How I See It: As arrogant as Mike Wallace was, Jackson blows him out of the water by creating his own hashtag and using it ad nauseum. Sorry, Mike, but you can't even win about being self-righteous.

Mike Vick
"I'm going to work out. I'm trying to get better!!!!!"
How I See It: When he can't run a football team or an illegal dogfighting ring, I guess Vick has a lot of free time on his hands.

DeJuan Blair
"Every successful person has a painful story. Every painful story has a successful ending."
How I See It: Want proof? Look at the 2010-11 San Antonio Spurs. They've sustained enough injuries within the last fortnight for multiple title runs.