"Happy monday. hope everybody got their taxes in. who's going to be at the ballpark tonight?"
How I See It: Do you have to pay taxes on shoplifted goods?
"LOVE ANIMALS. DON'T EAT THEM."
How I See It: Same goes for human beings (i.e. Evander Holyfield)
"Despite being the most hated team in the playoffs. Miami is the favorite to win the east."
How I See It: I have a hunch you're not rooting for them. Is that true?
"BlueGold game tomorrow at 2 PM EST. Lots of alumni around campus today. Feels like the fall is just around the corner.140 days till USF"
How I See It: Try to avoid using the words "the fall" this week in South Bend.
"(Mom is pregnant)Son:What's in there?Mom: A baby,your sister!Son: Do u luv her?Mom:Yes,very much! Son:THEN WHY DID U EAT HER? #Happytuesday"
How I See It: Nothing like your early morning humor with Chad Ochocinco.
How I See It: How much did Gatorade and/or Nike pay you to tweet that?
"@ChrisKaman I want an ipad"
How I See It: Got to love how Blake Griffin doesn't need to show any respect towards vets.