Brittany Lincicome
"I HATE when u get on a new road and it says you have 300 miles to go before your next turn. LOL"
How I See It: Somebody doesn't know when traveling via airplane would be more efficient.

Riley Cooper
"Just go out of church, now off to an easter egg hunt with my 18 yr old sister. Alot of NFL guys doing this today right?"
How I See It: Yeah, an Easter egg hunt is just a spring NFL speed and agility drill in disguise.

Mike Vick
"Thinking about doing a uStream what do yall think?"
How I See It: It's fine as long as it's not a gateway to a VH1 reality television show #Ochocinco.

Mike Wallace
"Bout to sweep these 76ers!! #MiamiHeatFlow"
How I See It: #NotSoFast

Amar'e Stoudemire
"Getting my back ready for today's game. We have to leave our hearts on the court. NYK let's go !!"
How I See It: The Knicks may have been swept, but the team gave fans something they haven't seen in seven years: A playoff berth.

JaVale McGee
"I bowl overhand"
How I See It: *I bowl like a 6-year-old.

Fabian Washington
"Anthony Carter got the JUICE"
How I See It: Too bad he couldn’t get the WIN.