Kevin Harvick
"Just passed Hungry Mother state park..wonder who thought of that one?"
How I See It: Probably a Jewish mother at the end of Yom Kippur.
Mallory Blackwelder
"Boredddddddddd driving :("
How I See It: First, it was drinking and driving. Then, it was texting in driving. Now, it is Tweeting and driving.
Kris Humphries
"Guess who just got to NJ."
How I See It: Clean air? Bulldozers? Garbage truck?
Oscar De La Hoya
"Why don't we help when we know we can"
How I See It: Greed is good.
Chad Ochocinco
"If I've 1.8 million followers what's the percentage of followers that actually hate me #literally"
How I See It: However many watch VH1.
Chris Harris
"Just saw a mother a Smoothie King get 2yr old son a 32oz smoothie.......geez what happened to the kiddie cup lady"
How I See It: And they wonder why America has an obesity problem ...
