Alexander Ovechkin
"Country BBQ time hahahaha with my best friends!misha and olga... http://yfrog.com/gzv3ncfj"
How I See It: With teeth like that, I have no idea how Alex eats.

Dwight Howard
"Tough game. Dang melo. U had to catch fire."
How I See It: And play moderate defense for the first time as a Knick.

Gordon Hayward
"I did!!! RT @DickieV: I can not believe VCU will play Butler in Final 4 .Be HONEST how many of u Bulldog fans thought this would happen."
How I See It: Say what you want, Gordon. We all know you thought the team was done when you declared for the draft last year.

Eric Maynor
"PPL USE TO ASK ME ALL THE TIME......Y DID U CHOOSE VCU????? NOW U SEE Y........GREAT CITY N UNIVERSITY........VCU...........VCU"
How I See It: The success of a college basketball team proves that their city is great? Who knew?

Brian Kelly
"Another shout out to Coach Jackson and his guys for making the Frozen Four. Exciting time to be an Irish fan. ONWARD TO VICTORY......"
How I See It: I'm sure Ben Hansbrough would agree ...

Chad Ochocinco
"In order to grow a #Garden you gotta care for it (let it marinate if you don't get it) I'll waite"
How I See It: Is that your philosophy for becoming a better soccer player?

John Calipari
"Stopped in w/my dad & visited w/the Knights of the Horseshoe of Wisdom at Wheeler's this morning. http://twitpic.com/4ed6qr"
How I See It: I guess you aren't referring to Brandon Knight's family.

Landon Donovan
"Resting up, doing a crossword puzzle, listening to @TheFray . Excited for tomorrow night...always a great crowd in NashVegas"
How I See It: Who knew Landon Donovan was such an indie college student?

Seth Greenberg
"This kentucky team reminds me of Cal's Umass teams. Roles defined physical and tough on the defensive end!"
How I See It: You know what Kentucky doesn't remind me of? Teams like Virginia Tech who didn't even make the tournament.

LeBron James
"No place like home!!"
How I See It: Dare I ask where you consider that?