Chris Webber
"Timeout for "THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY 3.10.11" on"

How I See It: Is thoughtful Chris Webber an oxymoron?

Jalen Rose
"Coming up next on Outside the Lines @SportsCenter...talking whether college athletes should be paid plus more#Espn"

How I See It: Oh, you mean like Chris Webber.

Greg Anthony
"If you're looking for help with ur bracket go to"

How I See It: But don't go to this guy:

Kenny Smith
"Who else does?RT @phemzziey: @TheJetOnTNT I want your job"

How I See It: Not gonna lie, you looked like you were having a lot of fun in that clip.

Amar'e Stoudemire
"About to take a Hott shower. Then get some rest for tomorrow nights game VS the Pacers."

How I See It: While you're at it, please tell Melo to play some defense.

Stephen Curry
"Thanks. Love the support! RT @Mayo4695: @StephenCurry30 happy birthday from FL!!! huge fan read my blog, number 1 fan gets first comment!"

How I See It: In other words, "get away from me, creep."

Chris Johnson
"Boy they need to let me kno what's gonna happen with this NFL lockout cause if they do ima join the us track team."

How I See It: @Roger Goodell

Carlos Beltran
"A todos los fanaticos saludos, me imagino que están locos de que empiece el Baseball!"

How I See It: Somebody seems a little too excited for the Mets' season.

David Price
"Going to make decision on Opening Day starter on Tuesdayy"

How I See It: This tweet can't help David Price's confidence.