"I think I want a new dog. Needs to be large and hypoallergenic"
How I See It: I think Michael Vick knows a guy ... What? Too soon?
"Most over used word on this broadcast ... Predominantly...let's switch it up a little bit."
How I See It: Looks like somebody wants to replace either Joe Buck or Troy Aikman.
"Do not punt to Jackson"
How I See It: You sound like Tom Coughlin.
"Must score for the eagles. They can't settle with a FG"
How I See It: I love how simple math lends itself to a Tweet.
"@StevieJohnson13 sup homie?"
How I See It: Please don’t corrupt Steve Johnson. He doesn’t need to be on VH1.
"The Tuck rule is Stupid....therefore I expect the NFL to keep it as is!"
How I See It: Your logic is 100 percent correct.
"Pretty disappointed with the current issue of sky mall!"
How I See It: Please tell me you are not Tweeting from an altitude of 30,000 feet. I wonder what the captain has to say about this.
"Ravens workin on all cylinders now!!!!!"
How I See It: They are birds, not cars.