"Loading up on redbull game time coming baby!!!!!!"
How I See It: Devin Hester is already too fast. Giving him Red Bull should be illegal.
"My service sucks in my house, gotta do better"
How I See It: You are an NFL player. Just buy a new one.
"Wow 12th man ..... Y'all r amazing 10 miles down the road I see hundreds of people on a overpass cheering us on! Goooo hawks"
How I See It: Wonder if they'll still be enthusiastic after you get killed by the Bears.
"Sun roof is open. If only this wasn't a hybrid somebody would be cool as hell...."
How I See It: Hippie Canadians and their hybrids and environment ...
""Failure IS success if you learned from it""
How I See It: Yes, but is success ever failure? Deep questions ...
"Just walking the streets of Pittsburg looking for food"
How I See It: Watch out for James Harrison. He loves cheap-shotting Ravens.
"Hhmmm this guy is unarmed! Let's c.. Mace, No! Billy club, No! Taser gun, No! Oohhh here we go, Ima SHOOT this dude wit my glock!!"
How I See It: Is that a reference to LeBron James murdering Cleveland's soul?