"I switch my pick bc the bears have todd collins in... And the packers D is on attack mode"
How I See It: Mojo: I know you’re not used to picking teams because you are too busy playing for the Jags, but typically once you say one team will win … your pick is locked and it cannot be changed given the events of the game.
"That should be a throw-in for the Jets."
How I See It: I know you're a soccer commentator, but still ... you should know that there are no throw-ins in AMERICAN football.
"JETS can't stop that fuel from leakin.. #sittinontherunway"
How I See It: I hope you’re not talking about the BP oil spill… because they plugged that a few months ago.
"Mendenhall is like a bulldozer with a bugatti engine!"
How I See It: ... that's got the steering of a Porsche!
"This is ugly haha. Smart for Sanchez to fake injury n leave game before gets any uglier."
How I See It: Pretty boy doesn’t want to lose again in the AFC Championship.
"Did Sanchez just put a booger on dude? Lol"
How I See It: They don't have "terrible handkerchiefs" in Pittsburgh, just terrible towels.