Ever wonder how some of the biggest names in sports would look if they got into the Movember spirit? Glad you asked. We've got an all-star lineup, and they're modeling three classic mustache cuts:

The Lumberjack.
The Lounge Singer.
The Villain.

So check out LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Nick Saban, Bill Belichick, Kobe Bryant, Russell Wilson and a cast of dozens. (Like Ric Flair. Wooo!)

If Sports Stars Did Movember Mustaches

 

PEYTON MANNING

A mustache is perfect way to distract people from looking at the helmet-induced red spot on his forehead.

 

LEBRON JAMES

Fu Manchu for the king? None so far, but LeBron has made surprising decisions in the past.

 

DEREK JETER

Somehow he'd still be a hit with the ladies.

 

TOM BRADY

Something tells us Gisele wouldn't go for this.

 

KOBE BRYANT

Despite the career-long comparisons with MJ, Kobe never went for the mustache like his predecessor.

 

BOB COSTAS

He still looks like a recent college grad.

 

TONY ROMO

Tony Romo has taken enough abuse over the years. He doesn't need to do this to himself.

 

MIKE KRZYZEWSKI

Given his West Point pedigree and regimented ways, Coach K just doesn't seem like someone who would go this route.

 

TIGER WOODS

The time spent waxing the tips would be better used to work on his short game.

 

NICK SABAN

This is kinder than what fans from other SEC schools have done.

 

MIKE TYSON

Well, he did tattoo his face.

 

BILL BELICHICK

Equally as bad as the cut-off hoodies he won't give up.

 

TIM TEBOW

In his post-NFL days, maybe this is the safest way to get attention.

 

JERRY JONES

Falls in line with Jerry's philosophy of doing whatever he wants, no matter what you think.

 

RAFAEL NADAL

As his foothold at the top loosens, Nadal needs every advantage he can get.

 

GREGG POPOVICH

The Spurs coach should try a different look each time he does a sideline interview.

 

JOHNNY MANZIEL

Since he hasn't gotten much playing time, a mustache could be another way to work his way back into the headlines.

 

CRISTIANO RONALDO

Few athletes have a head so precisely sculpted as Ronaldo. This doesn't fit.

 

JON GRUDEN

The man loves entertaining, but this may be too much.

 

RIC FLAIR

Wooo!

 

CHARLES BARKLEY

Barkley wore a stache proudly in his younger playing days, but it hasn't been seen in many years.

 

RORY MCILROY

If Rory wants to separate himself from the rest of his golf peers, this would do it.

 

SIDNEY CROSBY

Hockey doesn't get much TV viewership these days, but maybe this could help turn around that trend.

 

JIM HARBAUGH

If Jim Harbaugh is really on his way out after this season, a stunt like this certainly couldn't hurt.

 

J.J. WATT

Watt was a hockey player growing up so he should be familiar with playoff beards.

 

ELI MANNING

Hard to improve on the Manning Face.

 

BILL PARCELLS

He has worked in enough places to pick up on regional subtleties.

 

TOM COUGHLIN

With two Super Bowl rings, Tom Coughlin has earned a long leash.

 

JOHN CALIPARI

If he knew it would give him an edge in recruiting, Calipari might shave his head.

 

CAM NEWTON

The Panthers owner reportedly isn't a big fan of "alternative" fashions, and this one probably applies.

 

ROGER GOODELL

Nothing's as bad as the recent scandals that have hit Goodell.

 

DREW BREES

Perhaps Brees is hoping to distract from the hairy birthmark on his cheekbone.

 

JIM NANTZ

How would this play at Augusta?

 

CHRIS BERMAN

Berman has played himself in movies including the 2005 remake of The Longest Yard, but maybe one of these looks could have enhanced his appearance.

 

RUSSELL WILSON

No matter what the look, chances are good that Wilson can wrangle an endorsement out of it.

 

JACK NICKLAUS

He attended Ohio State as an undergraduate and received an honorary doctorate.

 

BUD SELIG

Selig was a commissioner willing to take chances with the addition of the wild-card playoff teams, interleague play and awarding home-field advantage in the World Series to the league that won the All-Star Game.

 

GARY BETTMAN

With three lockouts and a full season lost to his credit, Bettman has probably considered changing his look.

 

ANTHONY DAVIS

Here's an easy way to get them to stop talking about your eyebrows.

 

TERRY BRADSHAW

Did you know Bradshaw had a role in the movie "The Cannonball Run"?

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