If you're in the market for an adventurous getaway, then stop, because it's right here. It's in a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. We're talking about a little place called As-pen. And it's in Aspen that you'll find The two dumbest dudes in the world Little Nell, a five-star hotel now offering the brand-spankin' new Aspen Adrenaline Package.

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