1. Monster Slam
As you've probably heard, Kendrick Perkins is the new Timofey Mozgov. Griffin is a monster -- but a good monster, kind of like Sully from "Monsters Inc."
2. The Return Of Kenny Powers
A few weeks ago, we brought you a teaser trailer for the new season of Eastbound and Down. Here's the full trailer for the season, complete with outrageous NSFW one-liners by Kenny Powers.
3. Madden Predicts The Super Bowl
In a Madden simulation of the Super Bowl, the Giants defeated the Patriots 27-24 on a Lawrence Tynes field goal as time expired. So now there's no reason to play the game, right?
4. Seinfeld's (Kind Of) Return To TV
Not to be outdone by Honda's Ferris Bueller Super Bowl ad, Acura is shooting back with a commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and some Seinfeldian surprises. What's next, a "Wonder Years" themed BMW commercial featuring Fred Savage?
5. The Rocket Takes The Mound
Roger Clemens pitched in the Texas Longhorn's recent alumni game -- he struck out two and induced a pop-out to center field to complete a perfect inning. Any big league teams looking for a starting pitcher?
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